TGIF & MORP tonight~

daunt:

waalkchan:

macpye:

whycantiholdallthesefeels:

Could it be butter?

COULD IT?

I didn’t realise butter could have existential angst, too.

We call the corn/sunflower/etc oil paste “margarina” 

Is this it? English is weird…..

UNBELIEVEABLE.


THIS IS NOT BUTTER.

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heyitspj:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 


THESE JOKES ARE BAD, THEY DID NOT REQUIRE MUCH CONCENTRATION.

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

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heysammy:

thewinchesterswagger:

davestridersdirtydreams:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

and like if you wanted to download something you had to run

and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded

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